// your manic discord

pip.

your whole server.

Where servers become something. One bot. No compromises. Stop paying for six bots that hate each other.

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// not built in a vacuum

built here. tested here.
now it's yours too.

pip. wasn't designed in a conference room. Every feature was live-tested on a real server — one that grew from 0 to 350+ members in 4 months. If it didn't work there, it didn't ship.

350+
real members
4 months
0 → there
every feature
proven before it shipped

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// what it does

Everything your server needs.
Nothing it doesn't.

// moderation + safety

The whole stack. One bot.

Ban, timeout, mod log, spam detection, auto actions. No bouncing between three dashboards to handle one situation.
✓Ban / timeout / mod log
✓Spam detection + auto-ban
✓Welcome GIF + join role
✓Quick leave notice
// community + engagement

Servers that compound.

XP, leaderboards, rank cards, bump reminders, quote archives. The features that make people actually stay.
✓Chat XP + leaderboard + milestones
✓Rank cards — custom theme on pro
✓Quote cards — styled, shareable
✓Bump reminders
// pip exclusives

Stuff that doesn't exist anywhere else.

Signal Loss. The Transmission. Truth or Dare. Emoji stealing. Built for servers with personality.
✓Signal Loss elimination game + GIF cards
✓The Transmission — dead-air detector
✓Truth or Dare
✓Emoji stealing
// one dashboard

Zero conflicts. Zero overlap.

Not six bots stepping on each other. One bot. One place. Everything it does, it does on purpose.
✓Single dashboard for everything
✓Shared identity across all features
✓One install, one permission set
✓One invoice
// plugins

Add what you need.
Skip what you don't.

// game

Signal Loss

Battle-royale elimination game. Members vote each other out. Generates shareable GIF cards every round.
$3/mo · free with pro
// social

Family trees

Propose, adopt, and build your server family. View the full tree on the web.
$3/mo · free with pro
// support

Tickets

Member support tickets routed to your mod team. No bots-within-bots required.
$3/mo · free with pro
// onboarding

Onboarding flow

Custom welcome flow for new members. Rules, roles, and verification — all in one place.
$3/mo · free with pro
// utility

Voice transcription

Automatically transcribes voice channels. Searchable, archivable, never lost.
$3/mo · free with pro
// music

Spotify playlist sync

Sync a server playlist. Members add tracks. pip. keeps it organized and drama-free.
$3/mo · free with pro
// engagement

QOTD

A daily question posted automatically to keep the server talking — even on quiet days.
$3/mo · free with pro
// fun

Counting module

Collaborative counting channel with fail detection, streaks, and member stats.
$3/mo · free with pro
// vs six bots that hate each other

Most servers pay $24.99/month juggling bots that conflict with each other.

pip. replaces the entire stack — moderation, leveling, games, tickets, family trees, quotes — and does more than all of them combined.
$24.99/mo
the old stack
vs
$14.99/mo
pip. Server Pro
SEE FULL COMPARISON →
// pricing

One bot. Your price.

// free
Free
$0/mo
Free tier that doesn't insult you. The core features are free.
✓Moderation + spam detection
✓XP, rank cards, leaderboard
✓Quote cards pip. watermark
✓The Transmission
✓Emoji stealing + bump reminders
✓Truth or Dare
✓5 custom commands
—Full card theming
—pip. branding removed
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// server pro
Server Pro
$14.99/mo
or $149.90/yr — 2 months free
Your colors. Your brand. No pip. watermark. Every plugin included.
✓Everything in Free
✓Full card theming — your colors
✓pip. branding removed from cards
✓Unlimited custom commands
✓Unlimited bump boards
✓All plugins included
✓Priority support
✓Signal Loss — clean GIF cards
✓Family trees + tickets + voice
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// plugins
À la carte
$3/plugin/mo
Add exactly what you need. Buy 4+ and Server Pro pays for itself.
✓Signal Loss
✓Family trees
✓Tickets
✓Onboarding flow
✓Voice transcription
✓Spotify playlist sync
✓QOTD
✓Counting module
All included in Server Pro
BROWSE PLUGINS
// plugin pricing
All plugins free with Server Pro
Signal Loss$3/mo
Family trees$3/mo
Tickets$3/mo
Onboarding flow$3/mo
Voice transcription$3/mo
Spotify playlist sync$3/mo
QOTD$3/mo
Counting module$3/mo

Most servers pay $24.99/month juggling bots that conflict with each other.
pip. Server Pro is $14.99/month and does more than all of them combined.

// the vibe
Playful
not silly
Blunt
not an asshole
Weird
not random
Confident
not arrogant

The dead internet has opinions. pip. respects them.

One bot.

Your whole server.
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